I don't suffer from insanity.

my life as of now

2005-01-14T05:39:41Z

Everyone look for me when you watch the Golden Globes Pre-show, i am working for E! and i am one of 20 people who get paid to be "normal people" in the background...hahaha...sweet dude!

works is steady, money is good, headshots soon...classes are going great!

its good to be me...sometimes.

-Max

p.s. Long time no see

MERRY CHRISTMAS EvE

2004-12-25T02:34:57Z

HELLO AGAIN EVERYONE!!!!

yes, yes it has been a long time....BUT none-the-less, its Christmas eve and i feel wonderful, even though i am SICK...i am on anti biotics! i will be cured by tomorrow!

i LOVE my family, my little brother is my favorite, he is my little buddy...

BUT, MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE, have a wonderful day, with warmth and cinnamon smell.

tomorrow is gonna be good! baby jesus here YOU come!!!

now, on to open 1 present for Christmas Eve

(you may notice how i always spell out Christmas, well, its because my mother always told me...Never take the "Christ" out of Christmas)

good to know!

SANTA !!!!

SHIA IS FOUND

2004-12-03T01:35:25Z

EVERYONE, i was SO sad and i looked for hours, and i took a shower and i swore i could hear his bell, BUT i DID....i walk into the hallway and there he FRIGGIN' is!!! stupid ASS cat, he was napping....i was pissed! and relieved.!!

-MAX

Shia Crumm

2004-12-02T00:49:23Z

This is definitly one of the saddest days of my life...

Today, my cat Shia is MISSING, and i cant find him anywhere,
i live on the 6th floor of an apartment complex, so i dont understand where he could have gone. unless someone took him, and my roomemate saw him this morning, and so did i, but when i got home at 1pm, i emptied his litterbox, and i couldn't find him anywhere...

so i have been efficiently looking through our small apartment, for about 2 and a half hours now, i called my parents, and tehy told me he hides all the time. lets hope so...

this Cat is like my best friend, i dont know what i am going to do...i made sighns and put them up in the hallways, and on people's doors, on our floor, just in case someone put him in their house...but he has a bell on his neck, and a thing with his name and my cell number...WHICH IS WHY I AM SCARED, hopeing he's not dead, hopeing he didnt jump out a window, hopeing his collar didnt fall off, and someone is gonna rename him and keep him...FUCK..i am SO frustrated rigth now i dont know what to do...please pray for me if you are religous at all, this cat is all i had out here.

i hope i have the privelidge to write another message later on how i found him and we are fine.

i feel so empty right now...i am gonna be sick

POST THANKSGIVING

2004-11-29T06:46:00Z

VERY POST,
thanksgiving was great, i ate, chatted with a bunch of MExicans..
i saw my family, it was a great time! i miss my little brother and my dad a lot, and my mom, oh and my sister..

but i got to see Cara for the first time in 6 months..oh boy! let me just tell you...it was a great time! i miss her so much, i took her out for a nite on the town...dinner, clubbing it was good times..

um...school is gonna suck tomorrow...

i didnt do ANYTHING all day today, i sat at home, by myself and proceeded to bcome entranced by the entire 5 and a half hours of "Angels in AmericA" which is completly amazingly brilliant!

i am now a better actor for having seen that.

-max

p.s. my cat SHIA lives in L.A. now!!! cool, he is my best buddy here with me!

MAMA BO!!!

2004-11-21T04:29:01Z

The following is a conversation between my acting professor and myself...on AIM...i LOVE HER !!!

TheCRUMMster:Hi Ms. Bohannon!
CodysJudy: hello, Max.
TheCRUMMster: how are you doing?
CodysJudy: a little tired. You? Studying hard?
TheCRUMMster: i am a little tired myself, i did do a lot of voice and speech homework today. but tonite i am going to a club
TheCRUMMster: yes, i am studying hard though
TheCRUMMster: why are you tired? long day?
CodysJudy: Have fun. Party but not too hard. You have a lot to do on Monday.
CodysJudy: Very busy day. Had to get up at 5:30 a.m.
TheCRUMMster: what for ?
CodysJudy: I'm doing some remodeling on my house and the dog had to go to the vet and I had a meeting.
TheCRUMMster: oh ok
CodysJudy: where are you going tonight?
TheCRUMMster: to club Deep
CodysJudy: Hollywood?
TheCRUMMster: on hollywood, alec is going to be a promoter for them
TheCRUMMster: yeah
TheCRUMMster: and for club Xcess
CodysJudy: He's too much.
TheCRUMMster: i know, haha
CodysJudy: don't get in any trouble.
TheCRUMMster: i wont, i partyed with Alec the other night
TheCRUMMster: and we didnt get into trouble
CodysJudy: That alone is not a good idea. No partying during school nights.
TheCRUMMster: i know! i know!
CodysJudy: Pay attention.
CodysJudy: I'm very good at nagging.
TheCRUMMster: ok i wont
TheCRUMMster: thanks mama bo!
CodysJudy: see you monday. break a leg then.
TheCRUMMster: i will! see ya!
CodysJudy: nite.

ONE CRAZY, ASS NIGHT!!

2004-11-20T23:11:00Z

ok this is my SWEET list.

all my friends out here are Club Promoters, SO...i get to get into Clubs in LA and Hollywood for free!!! score! and even though i'm NOT 21! nice...my name is on the V.I.P A list of All clubs! Sweet!

Sweet i went to Club Deep the other night
Sweet i met Joey lawrence WHOA!
Sweet i got FREE drinks!
Sweet i got humped by Paris Hilton
Sweet i MET LINDSAY LOHAN! and FROZE lol she is SO amazingly hot!! and single!(its beginning)
Sweet my friends make me SO happy, cause they are all in the business
Sweet ty from Even Stevens is SOOO cool!
sweet we went back to chris's house and it was aweosme! frankie munes rocks my world! haha
sweet i am going to hilary and hailey duff's house for a party soon!!LOFRIGGINL
Sweet independent films HERE I COME!!
sweet Tyler Smalley is going to the club with me toniteWHAT WHAT~
----all the above was one night-------
Sweet i am recording a cd with church soon
sweet i get to SING at church!
Sweet belair pres. you rock my face!
sweet thanksgiving is sooo soon
sweet i cant wait to switch up sections, and rehearse for a play for 4 hours a day EVERYDAY
SWEET NO WORK !!!....well kind of

sometimes, things are AWESOME!

ARIZONA, is MY DESERT! AND LA IS MY THIRST!

you guys, i love living here!...this is SO much fun...it brings ALL meaning to the phrase "Time of your life!"

later on!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

2004-11-18T01:20:46Z

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH School is SO frustrating sometimes

People are Evil and backstabbing man, its crazy, not the guys...but the lady's at school...watch out you guys...they are Evil, BITCHES !!!

WHOA!!

MEMORIES

2004-11-17T09:54:52Z

hey guys, i know nobody will do this cause i am never online, and never participate lately, BUT! i want to do the memory thing, i JUST discovered it...alright, write a memory you share with me. make it fun!

make it good, no trash talking, unless you want beef.
-Max

For my cousin

2004-11-15T08:20:42Z

when the palm trees bow their heads,
no matter how cruel i’ve been,

l.a., you always let me back in

♥

WHOLE FOODS MARKET

2004-11-15T08:05:54Z

i am now a health junky! its rediculous
i shop at whole foods market, ALL HEALTH NATURAL, S0Y.....(heh), all you can imagine that is wierd and natural...

i ate TOO much junk food, and i have too many Latte's

i am addicted, i thought i wouldnt get addicted but the GAGGLE offered to me EVERYDAY i work, for FREE !!!WE DONT HAVE TO PAY FOR THEM. its crazy, i mean seriously, who doesnt like LATTES????? tell me! i wont be offended

also, i am gonna start something cool!

IF you read this and you have done a VYT show...Tell me which was your favorite show you ever did with vyt!! i just want to know...and people...lets get fun!

hahaha

i just wrote that.

anyways, i am in a band, and we are pretty good, i know this all happened in the span of like a month, we have 3 and a half songs written, and we are pretty good, i am the youngest, SUCKS, but its cool.

dooes anyone remember Daniel Sykes?? yeah well, i just went to dinner with him tonite!!!! i dont even know really who he is but, that GUY ROCK !!! haha, we ere supposed to go to this hot dog joint! TOO MANY PEOPLE, the line was around the building...that's L.A for ya!!! so we went to Nathans, which sucked, cause we wanted to park at Nathans and walk to MEL'S diner! but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO we ran into an angry ASAIN MANAGER!! who said he would tow us...friggin guy. so we ate at Nathan's, they always have the SCI-FI channel playing on big TV's in there, its a wierd joint, its off of Hollywood and Highland for those intuned with the area. alright, people!!!!

hows home doing!!! talk to me!

-MAx

ALFIE

2004-11-09T09:08:45Z

i just got back from seeing "Alfie" it was a great movie, i really really loved all of the actors in it. Jude Law is Brilliant. and SO HOT ...shoot...i would tap that...for sure...well, maybe..

anyways, the point is, i also met, Joshua Jackson, and "pink" at the movie theaters tonite
haha, i talked to both of them, this is the conversation between me and pink! haha

Me- "hey, i think you're awesome"
Pink - "i bet YOU'RE awesome!"
Me- "I AM"

i KNOW RIGHT !!! anyways, and then here is the conversation between me and Pacey

Me- " MIGHTY DUCKS ROCKED MY CHILDHOOD"
PACEY - " oh...thank you, hahaha, i'm josh"
Me- " i'm Max........"

then i ate dinner with friends...haha it was so funny, there was as AFI film festival going on tonite, so there were tons of celebs.

ANYWAYS man, the Retreat was fun, i am going to start singing at church, that will be cool.

p.s. keep it on the DL, i might possibly be signing with a christian record Label...hmmm....heh

things are happening all around me, and i LOVE IT!! Tyler Smalley call me.

guys, my roomemate turned 21 on friday, and he is becoming an alcoholic...its effing awesome

alright i gotta get up early...later on!

LAUNDRY BUG

2004-11-05T02:55:07Z

Doing laundry blows. i have 6 washers full, and i am PISSED!

it takes so effing long for them to be done, and THEN i have to dry them

Ok, i am getting my headshots taken in about 2 weeks, so that should be super really fun i think.
OH, and tomorrow i leave for Big Bear, which is in North Cal, and its snowing!!! that is gonna be a great time!!! i am going with a bunch of my friends from school, and we are getting a bus. how tight is that, itsa gonna be snowy-a.

LER....LAR
lets see who gets that.

ok, so um...Emily lent me the first season of The OC...UH OH,, FUCK! i AM addicted, man it is crazy. this show is a sexy soap opera, and i friggin cant get enough of Mishca Bartons BAD ACTING!
ok it also doesnt help that i met her, and she is like 3 feet taller than me...she is a monster, its not a good thing.

i have been skipping out on work a lot, i told them my friend got in a car accident today so i wouldnt have to go, HA...hmmm anyways, i feel terrible *not*

alright i need to go and finish laundry, and pack...SNOW here comes ME! (max)

-later on guys!!

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT !!!!!!!

2004-11-03T15:48:05Z

everyone pay attention!!

i NEED people to come and visit me, its fun out here, and there is a good time to be had!!!

Come on!! CARA, stef brown!, bryan!, emily! kinsey, someone! reece?? come on assholes!!! GWEN!@!!!!!! ?NICKY!!! ERIX!!!

alright enough, i have school!!!
p.s. HALLOWEEN WAS FRIGGIN CRAZY, i will write about it later

-max

THIS IS HALLOWEEN THIS IS HALLOWEEN!

2004-10-30T20:47:17Z

Last nite i hung out with TYLER SMALLEY, this kid is awesome, we havent gotten the chance to hang out in a long time, it was So fun man, we had a great time with a bunch of people from school(aada) and dude, tyler and i are hanging out ALL the time now!! haha we are chillin' tonite!!! SWEET MON!

Me And Tyler + watching my drunken friends = GREAT ALL NITE COMMENTARY!

Oh, Park La Brea Security! hahaha

Good stuff. . . . . So Halloween????

Tell me what you are all doing????

youguys...what is the 411, what are the hot new jams????

work sucks right now, i need someone to cover my shift for next sunday???? any takers?? who wants to fly in from home???

i'm going on a church retreit to Big Bear, SNOW !!!!! YEAH BUDDY!!!

alright guys LATER ON !!!

TACO LITA

2004-10-27T00:29:53Z

Ok, there is this little taco placde in Pasadena...AMAZING burritos!

i called in sick to work today, hahaha

i have good grades!!!! YAY midterms came out today, i am getting GOOD GRADES its SO wierd.

i love my section, its great, there are some pretty awesome people in this world, and i cant wait to enjoy the rest of the year with them.
i cant wait to hang out with T smalley. Call me man!

Monica tell me more about Dracula!

i ahve loads of homework...OH, i feel the same way as monica...school has made me critique things more, like the grudge...HORRIBLE acting...p.s. a lot of acting is horribe, i dont even watch tv anymore its annoying...lALL of it...there are NO exceptions...maybe.

i have the best ass below 14th street.

Max

i have to go practice with my scene partner, and its gonna be a bitch she lives on Hollywood Blvd. and there is MEGA traffic, they are filming a commercial there today...OLD NAVY WOOP...gay

AADA

2004-10-24T23:36:33Z

the other day is class, i got assigned the song "As long as you're mine" from Wicked!!! as a duet, with this girl Leah in my class! how rocking is that???

pretty cool, i have to perfomr "empty chairs at empty tables on tuesday!" FRICK!!

We just had all of our mid terms here in So cal! and all of the Head people at the school watch your mid terms, and evaluate you, and then cast you in a show with other actors, SWEET ! and after thanksgiving, all the first years get split up again and cast in a multitude of One Act plays, and we just rehearse till christmas and we do our shows!

REHEARSAL INSTEAD OF SCHOOL !!!!

SWEET !!!!!

4 hours every day of rehearsal, i cant wait to see what play i am in!

OH! and last nite, a gaggle of us went to Buca De Beppo's at Universal City Walk, at Universal studios for my friend Kristins Birthday, and we sat in this huge room upstairs with a bunch of other parties, and one of my friends dared me to pretend to ask someone to marry me, SO i stood up with a glass, hit it with a fork.....the room turned silent, i turned to Kelly and said "excuse me, everyone, i would just like to take this time to ask this girl to my right, if she will be my wife." and the entire room ROARED !!!! and CHEERED and Kelly stood up, and screamed "YES!" and kissed me, it was SO ackwardly funny, and everyone was congradulating us the entire nite, it was really funny!

ok. cheers!

i once knew this kid named Tom

2004-10-24T22:02:14Z

I once knew this kid named Tom,
and he did a lot of shows,
i dont know how,
i dont know why,
but he was cool, i guess...THE END

SO, its hard living here, and trying to "BE"

i am SO...just...waiting, its strange.

p.s. i need to feel better soon, after all its just one day

-Max

RE- POST

2004-10-17T19:57:08Z

THE FOLLOWING ENTRY IS A BELOVED RE-POST FROM EARLIER THIS YEAR IN MAY, it makes me miss being bad.

02:37 am - HAHAHAHA to a beat! HAHACRIMEHAHAHAHAHAHa GO my son
CRIME

GO MY SON, GO AND CLIMB THE LADDER, go my son, go and earn your feather, go my son, make your people proud of YOU - OUHOUH !!!

YOU DID IT !

CRIME

QUEENS ARE GOTTEN BY THE APPLES !! PEARS are gotten by the bears, are you there my pear!! PAIR OF PANTS ..

LINDSAY LOHAN IS HOT, i am just typing out of my butt, hahahahahahCRIMEahahahaha., TECHNO !!

CRIME

this

I AM SO PROUD OF ME

Gwen wants me to put " PROUD OF GWEN" NO, I WILL NOT !

IF YOU WISH IT !!!

Nicky: I'm having a small get together at my house tonite!
Max: is Gwen going?
Nicky: God no, you think i'm stupid or something? No, just some cool people, and you better be one of them, BIOTCH!
Max:AL-
Nicky:-Shut up...i love that shirt on you.

beaches

CRIME

by the way, i need SEX !!!

Alright my niggas and my bitches and my hoes, YOU'll NEVER KNOW !!! it was strange

SERIOSLY, the penis castle is GROSS, IT IS A COCK

and the priest gets a boner...GUESS WHAT MOVIE !!

PART OF YOUR............................................................................................................................................MUNDO!!!

GWEN: and theres a thirty percent chance that its ALREADY raining.

alright i will leave you with that
and this
and there
and here and all the times i am seeking eteralslkoicavh...YEAH FIND OUT WHAT THE #$%& THAT MEANS
''

CRIME

in tucson there is a crime every 2.7 seconds......you do the MATH !!

-MAXIE

Would you like to buy marijuana or Xtacy tablets???
WHAT ARE MARIJUANA TABLETS !!!haha

LATER ON !'

CRIME..oooo shit!
Current Mood: high
Current Music: Nicky and Gwen in my EARS.

im 19, and thats...wierd

2004-10-17T19:03:16Z

Alrighty, i'll start off with something cool, Kristen Chenoweth came into work yet again yesterday, and she recognized me, AND remembered my name, she is friggin cute, and she had this really pretty lady with her...thats all, and when she left, she said
"see you soon max" and i was like, you have NO idea.

i fruequently watch her undress and bathe in her window.

ANYWAYS, my livestrong bracelelt HAS NOT come in the mail yet, i guess i just realized i have NO friends left in PHX i guess...

i heart Katie O'brien, you rule!

you are on my buddy list

um, i have my mid term for dance class this thursday, we are doing the charleston, and we have a scene before hand and then it leads into the dance, i am the brother of a guy getting married...thats all, and i dance with a girl playing a drunk grandma. haha

tonite is the big nite for Em Stone......... ok

Gilligans island is doing the same thing, if this keeps up, reality tv will become TV, and SHOWS and ACTING, and its gonna be hectic!

i went to another dance class at THE EDGE on hollywood and highland. it was CRAZY, i took from this married couple named Tabatha and Napolean, and they just finished choreographing Ushers tour, and they tought us THE dance to his new hit coming out in 2 weeks, its TIGHT man! good stuff, i am STILL sore! HIP...HOP...

hey, if you read this...comment on it, dont have to say anything too fancy, just comment.

thanks

regards,
MAX

FINALLY !!!!!

2004-10-11T22:29:01Z

MY internet is WORKING ! i have been waiting SO long to write, WHAT's up?? Kristen Chenoweth came into work today, she is really cute, and SUPER nice, we chatted for about 20 minutes, and then she had to go shopping more, she is as tall as my knee.

i have been having finals, all last week, and this week i have the CHARLSTON final, in dance class, AHHH, Saturday, i went to Magic Mountain, and it was all frightening! oooo, there were friggin clowns, yeah, scary shit man! not shit man, but like scary shit, man. GOLIATH is the BEST rollercoaster EVER! i went with my sister, my roomemate, and one of my friends! good times!

IP-RELAYING EMILY CONFORTO !!! PRICELESS

my birthday was on friday, fa...ded...thats all i have to say, first years know how to party man! not party man, party, man. my sis came into town, and we hung out all weekend! i love my sister, she turned 23..we are OLD! OLd i tell you, i miss cara, havent seen her in like 8 years.
i wish i could see into the woods.

kristen chenoweth drinks a venti carmel machiatto!

-MAX

i need Wendy's and sex

HEY!!! HERE ARE SOME PICTURES OF MY PLACE

2004-09-16T00:36:55Z

its sort of a loft...i guess...out our window is downtown L.A.

Thats the livingroom

there is MY half of the room i share with my roomemate Sam.

and there is our bathroom...lol..i dont know

OH and here are some fun pictures to look at...ME at the lot where they are filming "WICKED"
and my little bro..i miss him!

alright LATER !!!!

-Max

HOMEWORK

2004-09-13T06:44:40Z

OH my LORD! i hav been doing homework ALL day long, ts a bitch man, i'll tell ya! sucks, really sucks, but its fun when you do it with friends...not homework..."it"

WHAT???

i'm lying

MAX

I'm JOEY!!

2004-09-11T20:39:47Z

I'm Joey Tribbiani from Friends!

Take the Friends Quiz here.

created by stomps.

HELLS YEAH!!!

I AM WHITENING MY TEETH RIGHT NOW, LOL!!!!

AND THEN....THE BEACH!!!...

oh, and um...happy...9/11 ?

MAX

today was a CRAZY DAY

2004-09-10T04:37:41Z

So i went to class, WHOA, dance was a funny good time, my teacher is an ABS NAZI
she also teaches taebo with Billy Blanks...the taebo guy!! GRRRRRRRRREAT!! she was like
"you will ALL have amazing bodies when i get finished with you...unless you're fat." lol
and then after class, it was straight to Universal Studios, with Whitney from my section, which was a good! time!! i really like this girl she's awesome! but she is a distraction, and she has a 25 year old boyfriend! UGH. anyways!

none the less it was a great time. we rode a bunch of rides, and i got to go on the tour! which i love!

OH! but BEFORE we got to the park, we were riding the tram to Universal, and i was on the phone with the famous Bryan Madden!!! WE stopped at the Radisson, or something like taht and i SEE .................EMILY STONE AND HER MOTHER!! it was awesome!!, and i got to meet a bunch of people from the show, and the keiths were on their way to the Partridge bus, to go down to Hollywood and Highland, with David Cassidy, to say hi to people!

anyways, TOMORROW nite i get to go and watch a bunch of tapings at the WB with Danny, and i get to have a pass so i can come all the time, and i will get to meet the entire cast of gilmore girls. its gonna be cool, danny wants me to "meet" people. tight, alright thats it

talk to you guys later on!!

MAX

HOMEWORK CAN SUCK MY ASS